THE GURU'S LECTURE: I love cows!

In my country cows are considered sacred and are allowed to roam free! In your country, you simply consider them a source of food. Thus, let us draw our analogy in the manner we look at cows in America.

We can see this milk cow as a source of cheese, or some mighty fine steak.

In our TV ads, we need to recognize which type of consumer we are targeting for the sale.

On one end of the spectrum, some consumers will be motivated by cheesy ads in Jerry Springer, The vast middle class like hamburger during football games. At the high end, some consumers will be attracted to ads for Filet Mignon as seen on Public TV during the opera.

And so, welcome to Rule 13: "Cheese to Cheese, Steak to Steak."


"This is a fine Vermont cow. How do you see the cow? Look beyond the fly by its nose and watch the universe open up to you."
"I see the universe beyond the cow. I see an illustration of the 13th Rule of the Guru! You want us to design our ads based on the tastes and preferences of the customer we want making purchases in our client's store."
"Radical but sweet. Of course we want the level of sophistication and complexity of copy to match up with the intended customer. No wonder my brother and his wife watch wrestling; it matches their lifestyle perfectly. I would want ads for them to be very cheesy."
"Fortunately, the cow is too busy eating grass to contemplate an ultimate end as cheese or steak. It becomes the task of the cow's handlers to determine that fate. However once chosen, the message should match."
"Cheese to cheese. Of course you told us many parables of cheesy ads that worked wonderfully because the customers being sought were cheese lovers."
"Steak to steak. If I'm running an ad for my high end furniture store, it needs a more sophisticated touch and some high production value."

"And hamburger for everyone in between! I am pleased with your progress! Now face the ultimate challenge and be bold enough to tell your client this rule!

Teach them not to impose their personal tastes on an ad, but to allow the personal tastes of their customers
into the ad.
" Watch the ad.